Commonly asked questions about the awards show and voting system:

1. What is the Awards Show?
TheStorerotica Awards show is an annual live event that is held this year
during the semi-annual ANME Founders Show in Burbank, California.
The Annual STOREROTICA Awards Winners will be announced at an industry gala on the evening of Tuesday, July 16 during the semi-annual ANME Founders Show in Burbank, California. The purpose is to determine who is the BEST of the BEST in the Erotic Product Industry.  The best products, best manfactureres, best stores, etc. Many awards are given out at the show and your vote on this site directly affects the outcome!

2. Can anyone attend?
NO The Awards show and Convention are limited to those in the Erotic Product Industry.

3. Can anyone vote?
YES,. anyone can vote. We encourage fans to vote. However voting is only allowed once.

4. How are votes counted?
Votes are counted in a secret underground facility populated by guard dogs and lawyers, even our webmasters
dont have the results until they are counted by these devils.

5. How were the nominees choosen?
During the month of May 2019 we held an open nomination session on StoreroticaAwards.com and via an email survey where anyone could nominate a company or a product in several categories.
User were allowed to submit their favorite nominees suggestions. Once we had collected the nominees, we took that list
and formed it into the current nomination ballot that you are allowed to vote on today.

6. Is my vote anonymous?
Your vote is completely and 100% anonymous we dont keep a record of who voted for what.
Well...that is unless the govt. asks us.

7. Can I vote more than once?
These awards are almost as prestigious as the United States Presidency, we only allow you to vote once...Choose wisely, votes cannot be changed!

8. Do you take bribes?
Please send that question along with your bribe to our PayPal email address. (bribes are non-refundable btw).

9. When are the winners announced on the site?
There is no set date for this but our best guess is when we get around to it. Prolly a few weeks after the show or when the
webmasters recover from alcohol poisioning ...whichever comes first.

10. I love adult stores and products how can I find out more about them?
You can visit http://www.storerotica.com.

11. Does the company on the badge denote the winner of the award?
Only on odd numbered leap years.

12. What happens to the winner...Do their sales skyrocket through the roof?
This year we are expecting so much enthusiasm about the winners, that once they are
announced we have hired a sorcerer to ressurect Billy Mays so he can rep their lines.
Quite possibly making them a more common houselhold name than Oxyclean.

13. Once I register and vote are you gonna spam me with junk?
Absolutely not, we will never spam you with junk. only "quality" services and specials from StorErotica or our vendors.

14. Is voting secure?
Absolutely not,
Just because we want everyone to be unhappy and hate us, and
we want to be in a quagmire of controversy. So we made it oh so simple to hack the votes
that even the stupidest of trained monkeys could figure it out and hopefully that discourages people from participating next year!
jk! of course the system is secure! The Secure Vote System allows only one vote from one person.
Submitted Votes are not even seen by the humans until the polls end.

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